The Top 3 Things in Missouri U Won't see in Maine

Here is a list of 3 things I've observed over the past few days of snow here in Camdenton, Missouri.
1. Driveways still untouched after 3 days (Some cars haven't moved since Wednesday!!)
2. City Plow Trucks stuck in a parking lot.
3. And...whatever it is this guy is doing, I'm pretty sure that's a leaf blower. Have a great day y'all.